Talk About Adding A Little Color to Your Barn...

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Z-Man is a 3 yr old Chapman Zebra that has been broke to ride. He has been hauled all over the country with a rodeo half-time show where he was ridden and handled by youths. He loads and leads and ties and can be ridden saddled or bareback. He lives with horses, donkeys , cattle or ponies. Video on YouTube. UTD on worming, shots, farrier and Coggins and Health Cert. Call 000-000-0000 or E-mail XXXXXXX@AOL.COM Offered at $10,500. Try this link to YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djY2CZNlQ6U

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Thanks to Sue J.!

And Dot Dot Dot

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

I have a Rare Performer mare that is registered and is 14 years old... Rare Performer foals have earned over 15 million dollars on tne track... also goes back to Native Dancer and other outstanding foundation sires..........................I also have a Appendix mare that goes back to Sticks an Stones and she is 11 years old...He is one of the top racing sires in quarter horse racing.... These mares would foal some great prospects for race horses or barrel horses...please contact me by phone...000-000-0000...Please leave message and i'll call back a.s.a.p....

Ok, so no, the ad text itself isn't that bad (except for those random periods). But, apparently, these people had a little trouble with the photo upload. If you can't see what I'm talking about, click on the ad above.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Family Affair

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

ALL 4 HORSES $750

This is a great Deal !!. They are all healthy and look great.

This is the whole family. Mother - has halter on, and with the 2 colts. Father is in background. There is also a side shot of the Father in the one photo that he was walking.

Father and Mother is about 5 years old. Colts are one and a half and the other was born in July

They have not been worked with but are nice horses.

I do not have time to put into them and I would love to see them go to someone who would enjoy them.

They do not have there Coggins. They all have been with me since they were born.

I would be willing to BARTER. Let me know what you have to trade.

Call me at 000-000-0000 or email to this posting.

Thank you

Why are these people talking about these horses like they're a family? "Mother?" "Father?" That's just weird.

And, they are willing to BARTER. That's right, BARTER.

Thanks to Lindsey H.!

Extra Special Stupidity

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

HI, TOBY IS 6 YEARS OLD THAT IS STILL A KID HE TWERLS AND PLAYS WITH SOCCOR BALL'S, ROP'S, ORANGE CONS AND ANYTHING THAT IS LONG.

NOW, ABOUT HIS RIDING, HE IS AN X- HUALTER HORSE UNTIL HE WAS 2 YRS THAT'S WHEN HE WAS TURND IN TO A RIDING AND COULD BE A SHOW HORSE (BUT) THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE, HE'S HAD 90 DAY OF PRO. TRAINING FROM DON VANMERSBERGAN WITCH IS PROMBLE THE BEST TRAINER IN WHATCOM COUNTY.

COME OUT AND RIDE HIM YOU WILL BE IMPRESSED IF YOUR NOT I WILL PAY FOR YOUR GAS, I NO HE CAN BE A GOOD GAMING HORSE AND OR ? BUT JUST TO LET YOU NO HE HAS TRAIND ON A LOCAL DRILL TEAM THE (MOON LIGHT RIDERS) AND HAS HAD MANY TRAIL RIDES.

HE IS 16 HANDS WEIGHT ABOUT 1200+ GREAT HORSE YOU WILL LOVE HIM. REG. NAME SMOOTH TOWN PAGE (TOBY)

E-MAIL XXXXXXXXXXXXXX@verizon.net 000-000-0000

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY COME PREPARED TO RIDE HIM I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO JUST COME LOOK WE HAVE ALREADY HAD THAT!! THAT WANTED TO OFER ME $1000 FOR HIM THAT WAS AN INSALT, SO GIVE ME A OFFER THAT IS NOT THAT STUPID; PLEASE I DO NO HOSES.

Wow, when you take a break from these ads you loose your immunity! I absolutely felt like I was getting screamed at about the amazing-ness of this "haulter" horse.

And, please, these people "do no hoses" so don't even try!

Thanks to Valerie J.!

We're Baaack!

From Bad Ways To Sell Your Horse Posts 201-300

Gruella Stud, proven color producer! He has thrown color every time, buckskin, dunn, gruella, black.

Mouse is 7 years old and has been ridden, so safe to say green broke. He is about 15.1 about 1200 lbs. He is well mannered and ready to have a job. He is an easy keeper, and he is easy on fences. He does not have papers but can be registered by the buckskin registry.

Coem see him and soem of his babies!

Call or email Randi 000-000-0000

Wow! Are they saying that every time they breed their horse, the baby comes out with a color!? That is so unusual! Of course, the babies can't be registered - "Mouse" isn't. But they have color!

The misspellings of "coem" and "soem" bother me. Apparently, they really don't know how to spell these words - they're misspelled in very similar ways.

Thanks to hntp467! And, yes, my computer is fixed, so expect a more regular posting schedule.